He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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