Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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