a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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