she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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