how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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