yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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