We won't sleep together?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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