We won't sleep together?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We are two peas in an std pod
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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