I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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