No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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