idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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