What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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