If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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