i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
