Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Sorry about my life...
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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