Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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