Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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