it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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