My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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