Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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