I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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