I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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