kristin has been a bad kristin
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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