Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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