it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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