no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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