Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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