Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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