Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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