then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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