Having a random hookup so left but love u
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
