i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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