she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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