so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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