i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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