I hate your face
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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