Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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