ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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