If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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