She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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