I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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