last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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