I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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