real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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