Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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