Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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