so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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