dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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