How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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