sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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